The Only Workout To Help You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

Posted by Nigel Jeal | Posted in Articles, Fitness | Posted on 17-12-2012-05-2008

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“Run! Zombies!”

 

 

“The End of the World is Coming!”

 

 

“Yes! It’s True! Isn’t It?”

 

 

It’s almost December 21, and that means the end of the world is coming; at least, if you listen to the Mayans. All signs point to one thing: if the world DOES end, it’s not going to be from an asteroid or a natural disaster–it’s going to be ZOMBIES. Yes, zombies.

If you’ve been paying attention to books, movies and tv shows over the past few years, you’ll see that zombies are popping up with alarming frequency–and instead of just considering them entertainment, we should look at them as a warning.

There is a very real possibility that the dead will rise from the grave, and you’d better be ready. You’d better have extra food, water and some weapons. But more than anything, you’d better be fit–because nothing is going to keep you alive longer than your own body, and its ability to get you out of a jam.

Thankfully, my buddy Roman has a program designed to help you. Yes, that’s right–he’s got a program specifically designed to get you in the kind of shape you’ll need to be in to survive.

In fact, it’s even called The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Workout, and as Roman says, it’s the ONLY workout designed to help you slay the undead, protect your family, and make it through the end of the world.

And you DO want to protect your family and survive the end of the world, don’t you?

You see, when the world ends–whether it’s zombies or a giant power outage or an asteroid–no matter what, society will change. Things like wealth and power won’t matter as much; what will matter is your ability to adapt and stay alive.

You’ll need to be strong enough to carry your equipment around, or fight when necessary; fast enough to run when needed; and have enough endurance to make sure that you get away.

And that’s what the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Workout will do for you. It’s a multi-dimensional approach to fitness, a 12 week program that is designed to make you capable of ANYTHING.

During the program, you’ll

  • -build strength and muscle
  • -build speed
  • -develop insane endurance and work capacity.
  • -get leaner
  • -build resistance to injuries
  • -even jump higher and swing harder

In other words, ZAW will touch on EVERY aspect of fitness.

If you’re familiar with the idea of “crossfit”, then you have a basic understanding of what the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Workout is all about. It’s not a program that will develop pure strength or designed purely for fat loss or purely for endurance–you’ll get enough of each of these to be extremely good at all of them, just not enough to master any one of them.

Which is EXACTLY what you need to survive Zombies…and life in general, whether the world has ended or not.

Look, being strong is awesome, and for strength very few things beat powerlifting…but I think we can agree that as controversial as crossfit is, the average crossfitter is going to survive a lot longer than the average power lifter when the world ends.

When the zombies come, it won’t be enough to “just” be strong or “just” be lean or “just” have good endurance–you’ll need all of them at once. The same goes for life as it is now…unless you’re competing in something, you don’t need to be amazing at anything, and so a program like ZAW is amazing for general fitness, as well.

So, whether you’re trying to prepare for the end of the world, or just for life in this one, the Zombie Apocalypse is a program you should have in your arsenal.

And, since the end of the world may begin in just 4 days, NOW would be a good time to pick it up…because Roman is running a sale on ZAW until the 21st December…the exact date the Mayans say the world will end.

From now until midnight Friday–and not a second later–you can pick up your copy of the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Workout for nearly 40% off from the standard price.

Again, this is the ONLY workout designed to help you survive the end of the world, so if you grab it today you can start preparing for the worst by getting yourself into the best shape possible.

Don’t miss out on this chance to save yourself, and your family.

I’d hate to see you as a Zombie when the world ends.

Good luck,

–Nigel

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